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We are capitalists. Just like you! And you better are, or else-
Well, anyway: We have a Work.Ink integration. You can monetize your downloads over there.

We totally know what we are doing! Seriously! Our highly trained and brainwashed monkey employees are forced to work all day to moderate and protect your files. (We pay them in bananas, by the way.)