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Welcome to updown.link.
We are currently hosting more than 10.000 GB of user content
Our service is fast as fuck. And we fucking mean it. Even faster than your local heroin addict will suck your off once he hears about your chemistry degree.
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Well, anyway: We have a Work.Ink integration. You can monetize your downloads over there.
We totally know what we are doing! Seriously! Our highly trained and brainwashed monkey employees are forced to work all day to moderate and protect your files. (We pay them in bananas, by the way.)
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